Monday, May 18, 2026

How to save money $$$

 




$$$  TO SAVE MONEY $$$

SIMPLY DON'T SPEND IT !!!    😂


CLOTHES

Try to wear cheap clothes and cheap shoes and wear silver watches instead of gold ones. Try to shop at op shops and vinnies and salvos and second hand stores. Dress like a humble person so you don't get robbed or unwanted attention !!! 



CAR 

Buy a Toyota Camry,.... it is one of the cheapest and most reliable and most bulletproof and indestructible vehicles on the planet. It would be cheap to run on fuel and oils. It would use cheap tyres. The insurance would be cheap because it is such a mundane car. Keep it from when your 18 years old till your 100. Never sell it. Service it when you have to. You will save a fortune.


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LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS. 

Live with your parents as long as possible. You wont have to pay a rent of 500 or more a week. You won't have to pay a mortgage of $800. Your parents at most might charge you board ? of $100 a week. With all that money you have saved. You must bank it,.. or invest it in yourself or the stock market. or gold or crypto or maybe start a business. There are infinite possibilities.. Just don't go buying $20 hamburgers and $9 dollar powerades and $80 dollars for 20 cigarettes. And dont go zooming thru speed cameras so you get fined $500. Behave be dilligent like a buddhist monk. And love your parents and give them a hug. Tell them you love them. Love is more powerful than money. 


FOOD

EAT baked beans.... Eat some 2 minute noodles. Eat as poorly as possible. As in cheap. Eat cheese and tomotoe toasties. Eat spaghetti in a can. Chop up a lettuce and throw some tomato and red onion in it and some left over chicken. Have breakfast at home. 

Carry a thermos mug of coffee in it... Dont go spending 6...7...8... 9.. dollars on coffees. 


Heinz Beanz Baked Beans English Recipe Can 300g


WATER

DRINK OUT OF THE SINK in public areas. Don't spend $5 on a pure mountain water mountain spring. Just put your head under the tap and drink the tap water. You just saved $5. 


young man drink tap water by mouth out of sink in bathroom with lips and tongue in flowing water being totally thirsty and can't get enough liquid may be a symptom for sickness or diabetes


DONT GIVE ANYONE ANY MONEY LIKE YOU LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

DONT GIVE MONEY TO CHURCH... TO THE POOR. TO THE NEEDY. TO BIG CORPORATIONS.. KEEP THE MONEY FOR YOUSELF. 

HOWEVER. If you already have a nice house paid off if you have a nice car paid off. IF all your wisdom tooth are out and fixed. If you have put the kids thru college. If you have been on a holiday or two.... THEN..... you can start to think about others. 

Then you give the homless man with missing teeth a 10 dollar note.. or better yet buy him food or water so he doesnt go spending it on drugs or cigarettes. Once you are well set up. Find your favourite church and or religion and give it some money. does that feel good ? I bet it does ??  Go buy the $500 dollar air Jordans and walk thru your local city. You will feel like god himself. Just hope and pray no one knocks you over the head and steals your nice shoes. 


CANS AND BOTTLES

collect all the cans and ten cent bottles in the world and you can cash them in for money $$$$


CATCH PUBLIC TRANSPORT

INSTEAD of driving your v8 toyota sahara landcruiser that eats up the fuel ... just catch the bus or train for 50 cents and not get stuck in the traffic. 


Volvo Bus Australia delivers 882nd bus to Brisbane City Council under existing contract



EVERY SINGLE DOLLAR EVERY SINGLE CENT IS SO SO SO IMPORTANT.

Have a good sleep and have a good breakfast. And be absolutely terrified to spend money. Pack your lunch and leave your bank card in the safe or hidden somewhere under your pillow or something at home. Get out $50 cash a week for food money and then put the rest in piggy bank every week. 



DO NOT BUY LUXURY ITEMS

DO NOT BUY luiei vitton or hermes or bvlgari Do not buy luxury items they are very very expensive. Their handbags might be made in a 3rd world country for $20.. they then sell them to western upper crust society for $50,000. 


HIRE EXPENSIVE LUXURY

HIRE THE ROLLS ROYCE HIRE THE FERRARI. 

Don't you dare buy them you will be poor for the rest of your life. 



SHOP AROUND... 

USE THE WONDERS OF AI AND THE INTERNET TO FIND THE BEST DEAL POSSIBLE. 



HAVE A GARAGE SALE. 

Sell everything you own at a garage sale that you don't need anymore. Get cute little sticky notes and label the prices on it all and pray the wind doesn't blow off your sticky notes and Sell absolutely everything humanly possible that you dont need anymore.. 

You might make $5 you might make $50 you could even make $500 ... you could even make $5000 !!!!!



GO ON ALL THE TV GAME SHOWS. 

GO ON ALL THE TV GAME SHOWS AND APPLY FOR THEM THE TV HAS BIG MONEY $$$$$



GET A BETTER JOB

THIS IS THE HARDEST ONE OF ALL 

GO JOIN THE GOVERNMENT IN ANY CAPACITY BECAUSE THEY CONTROL ALL THE MONEY. Whether its garbage truck driver,.... postman,..... fire man,..... librarian,... these great big governments print and control the entire world. Get in with them ASAP to make your life easy. It might give you a big headache and hurt your soul ... But just give it a go for 5 years and save the big money they give you $$$ 



STAY TUNED MORE TO COME SOON !!!

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